Catastrophe is my middle name

And I offer no apologies

To this forsaken race

Of talking Orangutans

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Spikey haired nincompoops

Riding in fast cars
with bodacious blondes

Tear down these walls

Inhale the mold of our millenia

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Angst is a disease

And I am the cure

With banana gun in hand -

We are the fucking apocalypse!